Location: /join battleon
Hey, kid. Glad to see I'm not the only one with the chops to answer the heroes' call. It's time to strap on some gear, get out there and tackle a real 3D game, cupcake. You've got a date with adventure and she HATES being stood up. Move out!
With my looks you probably think that I'm the town spokesperson or something. I can't blame you. But I'm really the hero coordinator for battleon. See, a lot of heroes blow into this town like they're the big cheese. I don't care how big of a hero you were in that wagonstop you grew up in.... this is BATTLEON. The big leagues. This is where legends are made. Keeping all of these knucklehead heroes organized is like wrangling cats but if I don't do it, who will?